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Thomas leads The Cogs/Miller Financial to 21-2 win over CountryBoy

Thursday was a great day for Felix Thomas, as he hit two home runs to carry The Cogs to a 21-2 victory over CountryBoy at two in five innings.

Twenty runs in the opening three innings allowed The Cogs to easily put away CountryBoy. A three-run home run by Mike Webster and a two-run home run by Thomas during the first inning and an RBI double by Jon Nebesnik, a two-run single by Dave Moxley, a two-run double by Webster, an RBI single by James Moretti, a two-run home run by Thomas, and a sacrifice fly by Clint Mathewson in the second inning fueled The Cogs’ offense early.

The Cogs hit five home runs in the win. Additional home runs for The Cogs came when Nate Miller homered in the third inning and Devon Pruitt homered in the fourth inning.

Thomas recorded the win for The Cogs. He pitched four shutout innings. He struck out one, walked two and surrendered one hit.

The Cogs easily handled CountryBoy pitching as seven hitters combined for 16 hits, 18 RBIs and 17 runs scored.

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The Cogs/Miller Fiancial best Fuzzy Dogs in shootout, 14-8

Fans were treated to a high-scoring affair Thursday as The Cogs outscored Fuzzy Dogs 14-8 in seven innings.

The teams banged out 25 hits hits between them, as well as 10 for extra bases.

The Cogs left no doubt in the outcome with five runs in the seventh.

The Cogs hit four home runs in the win. Home runs for The Cogs came when Clint Mathewson homered in the fourth inning, Felix Thomas homered in the sixth inning, Mike Lawson homered in the sixth inning, and Nate Miller homered in the seventh inning.

Mike Webster recorded the win for The Cogs even though he allowed eight runs over seven innings. Webster struck out eight, walked two and gave up eight hits.

The Cogs easily handled Fuzzy Dogs pitching as six hitters combined for 11 hits, 12 RBIs and 10 runs scored.

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The Cogs/Miller Financial top the Bulldogs behind Webster‘s three hits, 34-5

An excellent effort by Mike Webster hoisted The Cogs to a 34-5 win in five innings over the Bulldogs on Tuesday at one.

Webster racked up six RBIs on three hits for The Cogs. He singled in the second inning and homered in the first and fourth innings.

The biggest inning for The Cogs was the second. In the inning The Cogs scored 21 runs.

The Cogs hit four home runs in the win. Home runs for The Cogs came when Rich Weiss homered in the fourth inning, James Moretti homered in the fourth inning, and Webster homered in the first and fourth innings.

Dave Moxley got the win for The Cogs despite allowing five runs over five innings. Moxley struck out one, walked none and gave up eight hits.

The Cogs pounded the Bulldogs pitching, as nine hitters combined for 24 hits, 25 RBIs and 31 runs scored.

The Bulldogs jumped out to an early 5-0 lead in the top of the first. PlayerC kicked things off for the Bulldogs with a double. PlayerD singled, scoring PlayerB. The scoreboard lit up again for the Bulldogs when PlayerC scored on an error, PlayerD and PlayerE scored on a two-run single by PlayerG, and PlayerG scored on an RBI single by PlayerI.

The Cogs never surrendered the lead after the first inning, scoring six runs on a two-run double by Tom Davis, a two-run home run by Webster, an RBI single by Devon Pruitt, and a wild pitch.

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— Ask Jake

This has to come to every college. (and they need to keep records of all the women that use it in a public form, with contact info)

— Jake

This little guy is the C-String.

You know when you ladies wear those little black dresses, and you really shouldn’t be showing any panty lines. But at the same time, you dont want to feel like a total slut by wearing no underwear. Just begging to be bent over for easy access at any time. Or maybe its just -12 out and you really look hot in that short dress but your lips might get chapped. The C-String is for you, now you can look easy without being “that” easy. Or worry about frostbite on both pair of lips.

Always worried about getting your delicates sun burned? Yet you still don’t want those terrible tan lines. That just scream prude, to the guy that is getting you liquored up tonight. The C-String is here to save you from that dilemma. Not only will you not have tan lines, but you will also be protecting the lips from sun burn. Lets face it, they are in for a beating tonight anyways. By that guy who pretends to drink as he hands you shot after shot.

I know what you are thinking ladies… does it vibrate? Sadly Nope.

But just think of the attention your going to be getting. That your whore/slut friends wont. When a guy sees this peaking out of the top of your pants as you bend over. He will know for sure that you demand to be treated with respect. Because you are wearing this for you and not for attention.

Or he will just think you have the craziest tampon he has ever seen.

I know, I know. Stop teasing you and give you the link already.. Here it is.
https://www.cstringdirect.com/

Now hurry before you’re the last one to get it and be made fun of by your loose friends. Just like you were when you were the last one to do a 3 way.

–Jake

Drank from one of these today.  They provide water, which is wet. The water was also somewhat cold.  Would drink from again. A++++

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